Well it might seem a little early – mainly because it is – but the Christmas Season is here. Certainly it is for me because it is my work’s Christmas party tonight!
Personally, I’ve been calling it our Easter party, because it feels closer to last Easter than it does to Christmas but never mind.
My work does have a tradition of coming up with some novel settings for our party. A couple of years ago we held it in The London Dungeon. Last year – well – you should click here and read about last year’s party. All I’m saying is Ronnie Wood cleaning out fire damaged toilets and a group of transsexual mime artists. Seriously, go read it.
So what will it be this year?
What completely inappropriate remark will I be heard saying to completely the wrong person? Will I make it back to the hotel without being carried? Precedence has certainly been set for both of those before. To be honest, I’m sorely tempted to try doing the old ‘photocopying your arse’ classic this year, the only problem is I’d need to do that in the office BEFORE we go out and this does tend to get some funny looks.
I’ll be sure to let you know how it goes – all I know is the venue is called The Circus and apparently involves scantily clad acrobats. What could possibly go wrong?