Well it might seem a little early – mainly because it is – but the Christmas Season is here. Certainly it is for me because it is my work’s Christmas party tonight!
Personally, I’ve been calling it our Easter party, because it feels closer to last Easter than it does to Christmas but never mind.
My work does have a tradition of coming up with some novel settings for our party. A couple of years ago we held it in The London Dungeon. Last year – well – you should click here and read about last year’s party. All I’m saying is Ronnie Wood cleaning out fire damaged toilets and a group of transsexual mime artists. Seriously, go read it.
So what will it be this year?
What completely inappropriate remark will I be heard saying to completely the wrong person? Will I make it back to the hotel without being carried? Precedence has certainly been set for both of those before. To be honest, I’m sorely tempted to try doing the old ‘photocopying your arse’ classic this year, the only problem is I’d need to do that in the office BEFORE we go out and this does tend to get some funny looks.
I’ll be sure to let you know how it goes – all I know is the venue is called The Circus and apparently involves scantily clad acrobats. What could possibly go wrong?
Happy Easter.
6 comments:
You worry me, Glen. :-)
I actually did copy my rear-end one year. It was a simpler time, and it was a much smaller butt!
Pearl
Pretty much everything could go wrong. Look forward to your next post.
Can't wait to hear about it. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does horribly inappropriate things at work parties. Oh yeah. I have been known to shout that one of my bosses was a fucker, my boob popped out of my shirt on the dance floor, and I could barely walk to the taxi cab. Do you think I'm going to go to our party this year? Oh yeah.
What completely inappropriate remark will I be heard saying to completely the wrong person?
My wife does not take me to her work related parties anymore, I simply cannot learn the lesson that it is not nice to tell jokes about lawyers dying bloody deaths when I am in a room full of those human viruses.
Pearl - I worry me too. No photocopies this year though
CW - Survived fairly unscathed I think
Kristy - now you I could party with!
Beach Bum - it's safer that way
I can't wait to see the photocopy of your arse! That is retro-hip.
Enjoy your christmas do matey ... and make sure you show us the pics!
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