So here we are at Monday again, and yet again I failed to win the Lottery on Saturday, so I guess I’d better go in to work.
I had planned to frolic around by a pool in Monaco this morning, sipping cocktails delivered to me by a bikini clad Nicole Scherzinger, and then getting taken out for a drive around the streets by Lewis Hamilton in his F1 car. Sadly the harsh reality was that I had to make my own cup of tea while watching the clock, as usual.
Never mind, to be honest, Nicole always puts too much gin in the cocktails for my taste anyway, and Lewis’ knees look a bit bony for sitting on while traveling at 100MPH. So I’m probably better off sitting here, next to the guy on his mobile bragging about the size of his portfolio.
What did the lack of a sudden lottery win this weekend prevent you doing this morning?
4 comments:
being Charlie Sheen...
I haven't read your blog in a while--I blame it on the busy summer; it's been fantastic weather out, and so blogging isn't even on my "to-do" list lately.
I keep not winning the lottery myself. Of course, I don't buy tickets, because I'm too economical for that--I know my chances at winning are basically negative (knowing my luck, of course), so there you go.
If I fell into a large sum of money, though, I can think of so many places to visit. First on the docket would be Greece.
Alas...my bank account is minimal these days--mostly because I went shopping three days in a row. I have a new pair of "ass pants" that make my bum look better (can't put a price tag on that!), a new pair of awesome sandals that they actually had to order in for me (so my feet can't enjoy them for another week), and I bought another painting (which brings my grand total of awesome art up to TWO; but it makes me feel very mature and adult, so there.)
Here's wishing you better luck next time you try for the lottery...
hahahaha.
i wished Americans used the world frolic more. I love it!
I was going to fly -- first class! -- to an appointment for a massage in Hawaii.
I can't believe I have to cancel that appointment.
Pearl
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