Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Investing for your future

Invest £100 in me and receive a guaranteed** £200 return within just three years - yes DOUBLE YOUR MONEY!


YOU HEARD RIGHT - Glen’s money scam cannot fail - double your investment easily - NOW.



Here is how it works…

Invest £100 now in the scheme and in just three years I will give you it back plus another £100 to spend!

Amazing? To good to be true?

That’s right!

Not only that, but on completion of the investment you will receive a free gift of a Biro and a highlighter pen in the colour of your choice!*

Simply fill in this form and include payment in order to receive your pens and enrol in the scheme to get your £200 guaranteed** payment.

ALL details MUST be filled in…

name:


address:


credit card number:


expiry date:


3 digit security number:


chip and pin code:


electronic bank details and passwords:


location of spare house key:


details of when house is empty:



Fill in the details and send, along with £100 in cash, two naked photos of your Mum, £80 admin fee and £25 postage and packing for the free pens, to:-

Glen’s investment Scam
Didcot.



Terms and conditions:


No confirmation of receipt of the money will be given.


No correspondence will be entered into


Proof of posting does not constitute proof of receipt.


Glen will determine when your 3 years vesting period is finished, based on how flush he is at the time.


There will be a one off £100 transfer fee for your reward once your vesting period has been confirmed final.


You will have to pay the transfer fee up front.


Payment will take place up to 900 days after receipt of the transfer fee.


Payment will be sent by post, and proof of posting WILL constitute proof of receipt.








* Blue or black
** This is not guaranteed.

12 comments:

Kev D. said...

At last! A no-risk venture!

Que said...

I'm in! But I only have $s. I don't have any of those "L" things.

Marla said...

I would totally get in on this but I just sent my entire life savings to a man in Ethiopia. No worries, though. I am guaranteed to get millions back from his dead wife's estate. It's all explained in his email.

Glen said...

I can't see any problems with that one Marla - safe as houses

Clipped Wings said...

I can't find any naked photos of mum...would dad do???

Toni said...

This sounds like JUST the investment plan I've been looking for.
As soon as I get my winnings from Readers' Digest, I'll be in touch.

christina said...

okay,i'm in. sounds like a winner. :P

Kathy29156 said...

Sounds like a plan... still searching for those naked pictures of my mom! Will some of her underwear do? Priceless Glen!!

Kathy
http://www.thetruckerswife.com/

fallen monkey said...

Well now that I see what a mathematics genius you are from your previous posts (as well as your renown as one, given that very specific Googling to find you), I undoubtedly trust your ability to double my money. Let me grab hubby's wallet...

Katie said...

Dangit! Was going to do this but I JUST sent both nude pictures I have of my mom to the last person that asked for them.
Maybe next time.

Badger said...

I get better offers than that every day!

Barbara said...

I thought it was a con until I saw about the free biro and highlighter.

If you're giving away a biro and a highlighter then it must be ok.

I'll just go and raid the kids savings accounts, be right back.