Why did the Baker have brown hands?
Because he Kneaded a poo.
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How do you make Anti-freeze?
Hide her nighty.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I Dunnap.
I Dunnap who? (has to be spoken to make sense)
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A Chicken in a library goes up to the librarien and says “Book, book, book book”
While a frog stands there saying “Readit”
These jokes might not have raised much of a titter with you, but I can assure you they are killing my two boys right now!
Because he Kneaded a poo.
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How do you make Anti-freeze?
Hide her nighty.
==============
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I Dunnap.
I Dunnap who? (has to be spoken to make sense)
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A Chicken in a library goes up to the librarien and says “Book, book, book book”
While a frog stands there saying “Readit”
These jokes might not have raised much of a titter with you, but I can assure you they are killing my two boys right now!
1 comments:
Actually, I am immature enough to think those are hilarious! My favorite is the poo one! Never too old for a poo or fart joke.
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