What wives say:
I need some new shoes
What husbands hear:
Clear your diary, the next few days are going to be both hectic and expensive!
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What wives say:
Can you put the rubbish out please?
What husbands hear:
The rubbish needs to go out, the garden needs mowing, there’s mess all over the place, tidy yourself up a bit, when are you going to fix that cupboard, are you listening? I said the rubbish…..
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What wives say:
Don’t drink too much at the pub tonight
What husbands hear:
There’s a new ‘Mega Strength’ lager you should try, I bet you can’t drink 5 pints!
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What wives say:
I said “NO”!
What husbands hear:
Ask me again in 20 seconds as I haven’t decided yet!
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What wives say:
Fancy an early night…?
What husbands hear:
I need some new shoes
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What wives say:
Let me know what you are doing tonight – if you go to the pub let me know you will be late please.
What husbands hear:
Go to the pub. At midnight, as you are waiting for your kebab, give me a call and tell me you love me 6 times.
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What wives say:
What colour would YOU like to paint the kitchen?
What husbands hear:
Were you listening when I told you what colour we are having?
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What wives say:
Can you make tea tonight please?
What husbands hear:
Fetch the Chinese menu
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What wives say:
Wasn’t Barry funny tonight?
What husbands hear:
Barry is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man; unlike you.
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What wives say:
You were really funny tonight!
What husbands hear:
I need some new shoes.
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